JSYK…I’m not getting paid for this. You see, as a Canadian, holding up a Timmy’s cup is like holding up an armful of maple leaves, double-fisting beavers, or wearing a dress made of Bryan Adams’ full discography. 
I’m here to share how much I enjoy this particular drink from our friend, Tim Horton’s, and how YOU can achieve the same blissful beverage. YES, you.
Here’s the deal. Walk in to your local Timmy Ho’s and say, “I’ll have a large English Breakfast tea with one sugar, two milks and a… (pause before adding the next part because if you say it all too fast they’ll be like “what do you think this is, Starbucks?”) …and a french vanilla shot.” Slip them a cool $1.79 and walk out one drink better for it.
IF you don’t have a Tim Horton’s in your area… a) you’re screwed, b) throw some crap in a cup and hope for the best, or c) just come to Canada already. 
Cheers! 

Lights.

JSYK…I’m not getting paid for this. You see, as a Canadian, holding up a Timmy’s cup is like holding up an armful of maple leaves, double-fisting beavers, or wearing a dress made of Bryan Adams’ full discography. 

I’m here to share how much I enjoy this particular drink from our friend, Tim Horton’s, and how YOU can achieve the same blissful beverage. YES, you.

Here’s the deal. Walk in to your local Timmy Ho’s and say, “I’ll have a large English Breakfast tea with one sugar, two milks and a… (pause before adding the next part because if you say it all too fast they’ll be like “what do you think this is, Starbucks?”) …and a french vanilla shot.” Slip them a cool $1.79 and walk out one drink better for it.

IF you don’t have a Tim Horton’s in your area… a) you’re screwed, b) throw some crap in a cup and hope for the best, or c) just come to Canada already. 

Cheers! 

Lights.

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